Ramona the Pug Puppy

So, I hey guess what. Hey, hey hey hey hey hey listen. LISTEN!! I had a big adventure LISTEN!!!

I got in the car with daddy and we drove a very loooong way. Mommy couldn't come with so now she lives in the phone!!!!! Get her out of the phone!!! I miss my mommy, she's in the phone!!!!

But daddy says she is coming home tomorrow, whatever that means. He got a new home for her from Verizon. I wish mommy didn't live in the phone.

Since mommy lives in the phone, I have to poop outside. But that is okay, this new place we sleep and eat is warm!!! And and and I live across from a place for dogs, where they hangout and play. But they are too big!! They should live in the phone, not mommy!!

*sigh*

I can get on the bed and chew on daddys pillow.

...I walk on my hind legs because I am a human.

Someone please let mommy know I miss her. *whimper*

Oh my gosh! So mommy and daddy are both at work, and they leave me as a free range pug so I am going to use mommy's laptop to update! (Don't tell mommy)

So we moved into this bigger place to run around and I run and I run and I run! And I have my own room! It's full of monkeys!

I started law school! Mommy and daddy keep telling me to get a job, but I am in law school so what do they expect! I'm only a baby pug!

I turned 1 year old in November and I for my birthday I got a gorilla, and a full tummy!

Boof!

I'm gunna go sleep on the couch now! It took me forever to type this! See you all later!!

*lick*

HI!

I haven't posted in a while!
I am too busy growing up into a big pug!

My favorite things to do are to go for a walk.
Sometimes mommy asks me if I wanna go, then puts me in bed. That's mean. But she is usually right when I am tired.

I stay home all by myself now! I chew on my pig ears, and I play with my munky's, and talk to the piggy all day long. Mommy and Daddy tell me that they are happy I don't get into anything. I don't really see the point when I have I piggy to talk to!!

We found other pugs on our walks, and I don't like them. I wanna be the only pug in the universe. I have lots of friends to see on our walks too. I have to keep up my social life, as I am a very popular pug.

Okay, time to go chew on mommy's feets, she just got on the phone!!

I'm Shedding!!!! heeheheeehehee.

I went for a walk today!!!! My first walk!!!
At first I was scared, and mom and dad had to take turns holding me. Then, I decided it might not be a bad idea to be on the ground, and mommy was getting away so I had to chase her!!! I saw and smelled many new things...Now I am all wet and muddy and tired.

It was the best day of my puggy life.

i love cheese.

YIPE!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT A COMPUTER IS!!!!
*runs away*

Wow so much to write about!

I gained 2 pounds and am really healthy! I got my shots today though, so I have been sleeping in momma's lap all day. She thinks I am in a cuddly phase, I just like to stay warm.

I goto poop in a box now, and I get lots of cheese! I think beefsticks are awesome!

Mommy was upset all day so I cuddled with her.

Then Daddy came home and he was upset. So I played with him.

It's tough taking care of my humans.

*embarrassed* Mommy says I have a new boyfriend. His name is Beef. He's really handsome...I mean, my mom says he is really handsome. I chase after him in my dreams.....After I play with Frank from Men in Black first though, I mean come on, that pug has got skills!!! *puggy swoon*

Last night I had all of my friends over. My mom and dad think they are their friends, but they all come over to play with me. I showed them my neat tricks. And I even showed them how I poo in the corner. Uncle John let me drink his people drink and I saw three beefsticks in a row!!! I could only catch one though. Then I went to sleep.

I can poop in the box now. I finally figured it out. I thought they would be mad at me! But I did it, and they gave me hot dogs. Maybe I won't ever have to go out in that cold house ever again!!

Mommy and Daddy are trying to make me poop in a box again. *sigh* I'm so confused.

But I learned 'Lay' and 'come' today. I hope I remember it tomorrow. I Love hotdogs.

Gramma and Grampa came and visited me today! Grampa let me chew on his shoelaces and sit on his lap. I was really happy to see them. But, it conked me and Daddy out, so we took naps. *yawn*

Hi! Mommy says I don't update enough. I would poo on her if I could!!
I know that pooing inside is bad now, and I even wait to go if daddy needs to take a shower in the morning. I am learning how to tell Mommy & Daddy I need to go too.

I have decided that I want to explore!!! I took Mommy for a walk tonight!!! But my paws got real cold and she carried me back. She is so obedient.

I hear Mommy talking about puppy classes all the time now. I hope it's nothing bad.
Daddy played with me all weekend!!! I Love Daddy!!!

I miss him when he is somewhere else. Mom calls it 'work'. Why doesn't he stay home and play with me??? I look for him all the time in the room with the food in it.

I bite Mommy alot now. I don't mean too. I just get so carried away with the happiness.
*sigh* I gotta stop that.

I am sooo tired. I went to this place where a person in a white coat poked me and cut my paw bones off. *yawn* I was scared, but momma let me hide in her coat!

I have new car box. It's nice because its small enough that I can ride in the front seat with momma, and lick her fingers. I was scared at first, but then I smelled momma and I was okay.

I'm scared of everything today.

And I bit momma, she cried. I feel bad. But I will learn not to bite. I don't like it when momma cries.

*yawn* I'm gunna go take a nap and itch. I feel itchy.

Mommy also wanted me to tell you that I pooped twice outside today and only had 1 accident!!! (whatever that means).

And that there will be more pictures tomorrow!!!

Night night!!! Time for me to go in my crate!!!!

Mommy says if you wanna get me a present, to get it here!!!

Mommy and Daddy let me pee in a box today, I didn't like it, so I held the rest of it till I went outside. I think they wanted me to. There were these tasty things made of paper in the bottom, yum yum! But they gave me a tummy ache and I threw up. I hope I sleep well tonight. Daddy is worried about me eating the paper things. Mommy thinks I should be okay though. I eat everything.

A lady in a car gave me some treats today! I liked them alot. Mom says they are cheap. I don't know what that means, I bet it means they are colored. I chewed on them on dad's shoe. Mommy thought this was cute. Mommy thinks everything I do is cute. I wonder if she thinks chewing on her shoes is cute too?

Night night!!!

I had a big weekend! Last night, Mommy and Daddy had two nice humans come over. Mommy called them Uncle Thom and Aunt Brie, whatever that means, and they took pictures of me, and played with me, and the girl one even let me sleep on her. :-)

Today, I only got cheese twice because I was sneaky and pooped in the office. Tee hee. I don't think they are up to my sneaky ways yet.

I played with Daddy a lot today, and slept on Mommy a lot too. Even my Gramma Burleson stopped by to love on me.

I am such a happy puppy, I am so glad these people let me come live with them a week ago. I don't think I would have ever got a star-man without them.

I gotta go in the crate now to goto sleep. Daddy washed my bed! It doesn't smell like pee anymore. Come on star-man, let's go to sleep.